morgan was here and chris is a dork B)
arielle was also here and chris being a dork has been confirmed
ALSO CHRIS LIKES SPANGE
AND MEMES OMG
My name is Chris and I'm from Vermont. I reblog too many selfies
i took these a few weeks ago and im just posting them now oops
"a few times ive been around that track" gwen stefani sings as she runs the mile at her high school track meet. go gwen.
pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms
I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke
u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life
i love reading about female superheroes. i cant get enough of them. i guess you could say im a heroine addict
I had to stand on the side of the bed so I could take this photo this is so pathetic
Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women.
For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.
not all men
are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…
the pizza place messed up our order and now we have to wait another hour for the pizza to get here
i know im the prettiest person in my group of friends because i have no friends
when a mutual suddenly changes their url
hey guys, I made another song, this time it’s a trap song, I hope you guys enjoy it!!
you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid